feat ice t goldie lookin chain - glc parental warning (feat. ice t) - goldie lookin chain lyrics
‘yeah yeah, this is ice t, on behalf of the glc, if you don’t like words like: drippy w-lly, front bottom, runny poo, skid-mark, big brown skid-mark, big brown skid-mark in yo mommas pants, then don’t listen to this m-th- f-kin’ alb-m’
to the glc fans, get with our f-kin’ clan
we’re the ones who censors tried to ban
saying our sh-t was far too sick
‘f-k you all, clarts, suck my d-ck!’
now, wa-b-lls don’t care so why should i
i’ll chuck you out the building, lets see if you can fly
just cos we’re ‘port, you thinks we’re rough
and you thought that last lp was sucked(?)
you ain’t heard nothing like us before
so now you says you want some more
so sit right back and smoke some draw
here it is, clart, your personal encore
it’s the glc and the word is born
all the girlies love me and they got the h-rn
they wanna s-x me up like mr. t
and i think it’s because i’m in the glc
i met miss argos up voodoo(?)
i bought her three pints and she f-ked me in the loo
her name’s jolene, she’s a dirty b-tch
i f-ked her twice, she made my c-ck itch
i knows this bird, she’s into b-m love
she pulled the skin so hard, she pulled it off like a glove
yeah, i know the one you mean, she’s a dirty slag
she only f-ked me so she could smoke the rest of my f-g
if you don’t like this, put it away, cos the glc’s here and it’s here to stay
‘yeah, this is ice t, and if you don’t like this alb-m, then get ready for the word ‘f-nnys’ comin’ up’
i was pumping this bird in the back of my car
she was screaming really loads and my p-n-s was hard
i started screaming and she did too
next thing i know we’re covered in crazy sticky glue
‘what is this stuff?’, i asked her about
and she said, ‘don’t matter’ and started to shout
it again and again and she loves to drink it up
she likes to eat it mostly when it’s coagulated in a cup
adam hussain’s got so much f-kin’ come
my b-lls are swollen up, firing sp-nk like a gun
now i knew this girl, jolene, she’s a right f-kin’ wh-r-
i knew it was true when she f-ked my labrador
i met jolene when i was just thirteen
but she smashed up my c-ck and made it turn green
now she’s living down mays gl-ss(?)
and she’s making me put things up her -ss
if you don’t like this, put it away, cos the glc’s here and it’s here to stay
‘yo, yo, i told ya, ice t, recommending not to listen to the words, front b-m or -ss’
i can do the sun crossword cos i’m really clever
but page three’s always stuck together
i loves to pump vadge in the style of an ape
i loves it when it’s open and it’s starting to gape
i looks inside, it looks kinda funny
so i gets my hands, and grabs her f-kin’ curry
hussain’s the name and i got no shame
especially when i’m sh-gging tarts on the game
i once had a bird and she took it up the b-m
she had a blonde perm and her name was sharon
i f-ked her up the -ss and she thought i was pucker
she even licked my purple headed yoghurt chucker
but i had to dump her, i couldn’t really complain
cos she’s already given head to my clart, p xain
if you don’t like this, put it away, cos the glc’s here and it’s here to stay
‘if you’re still listening, then god help you, cos right now i’m gonna say.cl-t rub’
f-kin”ell boys, hand me the bus fare home
i met this bird and she gimme a bone
i gotta get back to her place tonight
cos her vadge is dripping loads and my p-n-s is just right
my c-ck and her vadge then started to merge
then my p-n-s started to splurge
‘my name’s dci, from sunhill
now i’m just f-king down in pil’
i been down there f-kin’ three times before
i seen a bird, she’s a f-kin’ dirty wh-r-
she sucked my d-ck and made it stiff
i sp-nked over her t-ts really sticky sh-t
‘what do you reckon of that tune there, ice t?’
‘ice t recommends the goldie lookin’ chain, take your pants off’
‘that’s f-kin’ safe as f-k, that is’
‘er, ice t, what’s that tv show what you’re in?’
‘it’s a cop show, er, i can’t remember the name right now’
‘what’s it called, clart?’
‘something like, tj hooker, i don’t know, i-ican’t remember it too good right now… jet-lag’
‘i’ve heard that you’s the f-kin’ original gangster, is that f-kin’ true or what?’
‘no’
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