feat nocando busdriver - least favorite rapper (feat. nocando) - busdriver lyrics
busdriver:
uh oh
nocando:
i don’t need no popper stoppers,
cause the money in the pop.
busdriver, nocando.
busdriver:
wait hold on though
nocando:
project blowed
busdriver:
don’t say my name though
nocando:
poppin p’s profusely
busdriver:
i don’t want anybody to know i’m on this song
nocando:
these sneaker geek emcees to me are so broke back
so f-ck s-xy in ’09 i’m bringing broke back
busdriver:
your favorite rapper’s brawny
wearing a french braided hair shirt
my bank account be scrawny
since i was a 10th grader square twerp
nocando:
your favorite rapper is extravagant
aside from his pompous name
he’s like a nursery with more cribs than john mccain
busdriver:
your favorite dude champions every chicago city slum
from his condominium
while brandishing his implausible mini-gun
nocando:
he sells more drugs than the fda
he’s ready for war like fdr
i believe him whole-heartedly
because he keeps saying it in every bar
busdriver:
your favorite guy said that he shot n-gg-s
on the gr-ss lawn in his rap song
but he’s sweeter than baked goods
when he claims his hood as capcom
nocando:
your favorite rapper’s got alzheimer’s
repeats himself like an old timer
he works harder than a coal miner
when it comes to picking ghostwriters
busdriver:
and me, i’m your least favorite
with a haircut like a pineapple
wearing khakis torn singing hi-soprano
loading candy corn like it’s live ammo
nocando:
what’s wrong with you?
busdriver:
oh, oh! i’m your least favorite rapper
my records only get released in anchorage, alaska
nocando:
what’s wrong with you?
busdriver:
oh, oh! i’m your least favorite rapper
rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors
nocando:
what the f-ck is wrong with you?
busdriver:
oh, oh! i can’t lease sp-ce ships from nasa
because i’m your least favorite rapper
nocando:
what’s wrong with you?
busdriver:
i am your least favorite
i am your least favorite
i am your least favorite
nocando:
i am your least favorite rapper
my release date is after
the d-day disaster
i need to get cheesecake for master
busdriver:
i am your least favorite flavor flav impersonator
p-ssing on the circuit breaker
nocando:
while the strippers to the percolator
busdriver:
i will be spell-checking some blurb in the paper
nocando:
read by the type of hipster
that don’t like me yelling all kinds of n-gg-s
while i’m vibing with you like micheal richards
n-gg-, n-gg-, n-gg-, n-gg-, n-gg-, n-gg-
busdriver:
still unliked because my leading single’s about
laser beams and force fields
and my hoopie’s not full of groupies
just mavaline and orange peels
but i’ll serve n-gg-s at the pizza hut
nocando:
in a suburban kids say i’m not street
but compared to them i’m street as f-ck
busdriver:
i will put usb in their tween c-nts
nocando:
when it comes to this nerd rap
it seems like the black thing’s a problem
you know what i idi a-mean
i feel like the last king of scotland
busdriver:
so my job has me cultivating all the white guilt
dipping polaroids in rice milk
smacking souja boy wearing corduroys
and an iced grill
nocando:
the new rap fans listen to ‘ye
start sniffing the yay pretending they’re gay
put a switch in their hips with a feminine sway
just to convince the women to stay
busdriver:
selling out like it was christmas day
and give everyone an admission to pay
for a t-t in the face
nocando:
i was beginning to say
what came first the chicken or egg
the twist in the fray, dissident fan that listens today
dissipates visits and strays
what the f-ck
did our whole sense of business decay
busdriver:
we underused all the parlor tricks
instead of talking about art and sh-t
i should have put my hardened d-ck
on the hind quarters of time warner
nocando:
it’s over!
that fool just served time warner,
fools are sniffin’ yay,
that fool had t-ts at your christmas party!
shout out to forest whitaker, idi amin!
yeah, yeah!
nocando:
what’s wrong with you?
busdriver:
oh, oh! i’m your least favorite rapper
my records only get released in anchorage, alaska
nocando:
what’s wrong with you?
busdriver:
i’m your least favorite rapper
rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors
nocando:
what the f-ck is wrong with you?
busdriver:
oh, oh! i can’t lease sp-ce ships from nasa
because i’m your least favorite rapper
nocando:
what’s wrong with you?
busdriver:
i am your least favorite
i am your least favorite
i am your least favorite
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