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fingermae - the armidale two step lyrics

you raced into the stall and you made it just in time
the flood has abated and you’re reaching for a wipe
you reach into the dispenser with abject terror
all that awaits you is cardboard horror
so remember this dance and it might just save your life

you gotta stand up
put your hand on your hips
throw em around get some air on your cl+t
shake it like a polaroid picture
that’s unsuitable for minors

it’s 2020 and toilet paper’s in short supply
you don’t have to be at the pub to see those flaps fly
don’t block up your drains with a murdoch rag
there’s another solution to dry out your clam
they call it the armidale two step, you gotta get wise

you gotta stand up
put your hand on your hips
and speak with a truth that shakira can’t best
shake the little man in the boat until it’s low tide

you might think i’m taking the p+ss
but there’s a little bit more to it than this
let’s not get caught up in panic buying
the time is now for some manic drying…
you gotta stand up
put your hand on your hips
shake til the moisture abandons your lips
come on stand up
put your hand on your hips
and feel the rhythm flowing right through your bits
you gotta stand up
put your hands on your hips
shake that front booty like it’s dancing for tips
with a little bit of practice you might not get it on your thighs

(wash your glans)

- fingermae lyrics

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