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fitzy and wippa - be alright parody lyrics

the taxi driver drops me off just outside the plantation hotel
and i pop my collar when i see the guys
and i see advertised a wet tee-shirt comp. inside and i say to the lads, we’re on tonight
and now the coffs-harbour characters and on their way
we’re wearing bootleg jeans and horrific aftershave
we’re smoking cigarettes and cheering at the girls that are on display
and then one girl takes my breath away

and my friend said ‘i know you love her, but it’s your cousin mate
that’s really creepy, put your phone away
at christmas what’s your family gonna say?
let her go, it’s incestual

so i pushed him out of the way
and i travel down towards the front because i’m a sicko
and also i love to take a punt, she recognises me but she looks really confused
and i mouthed to her i didn’t know that you had so many tattoo’s
it’s been years since the last rellie bash, i don’t want to breed
it’s just an innocent party pash, she’s won the comp, come to mdg, come and celebrate
she’s my flesh and my dna

and then the whole pub said
‘i know you love her, but it’s your cousin mate
this is grotesque, put your tongue away
today is judgement day
let her go, it’s incestual
their gonna talk for a bit of time
so bottoms up, your place or mine
i’ll never get a job in the media so, you’ll be alright
let her go, it’s incestual

- fitzy and wippa lyrics

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