fitzy and wippa - shape of you parody lyrics
the pub isn’t the best place to find a lover
but it’s cheap in the late arvo
and if i don’t get a nibble from the opposite s-x
i’ll give the dapto dogs a go
i’m in my kinggee shorts and my steel toe boots
and i’ve manicured my hair in the dunnies
i don’t mind a schooner and a game of snooker
but a chick is my jackpot and i’m singin’ like
girls you know i want your love
i say it plurally for better probability
why not take a chance on me?
i’m a high paid chippy and i’m free from any s.t…
girls i’d love to pick you up
in my triton ute and my high visibility
come and have a drink with me
come and have a countries
(i’ll have a parmie thanks)
i’m not shy to have a froth or two
and after six i like the look of you
and last drinks when the night is through, i’ll pash anybody
and last night when my bowels fell through
and now my bed sheet smells like pine o’clean
that’ fine they smell brand new but don’t tell anybody
i’m scouring the front bar all i see is just munters
i’m not having a very good start
and then i find a contender her name is edna
she likes pokies and havin’ a dart
i smell her aroma, a whiff of corona
and a hint of cheap read wine
my fragrance is alright, i’ve been on the work site
and she says i smell like the centrelink line
girls you know i want your love
just once for free so i don’t suffer financially
why not take a chance on me?
i’ve got a dinghy for fishing and a second hand jet ski
girls you’d love to meet my mum
come and have a visit at the long bay penitentiary
come and take a chance on me
i’m safer than eddie obeid
i’m not shy to have a froth or two
and after six i like the look of you
and last drinks when the night is through, i’ll pash anybody
i’ll write my number on this tissue, apologies for the residue
the whole night i’ve had my eyes on you
and your friends as well i’ll take anybody
i don’t think anyone’s applying for the role
oh hang on there’s a hand up, there’s one!
oh no they’re after a taxi. b-gg-r it
that girl over there’s looking at you
nah that’s my auntie trish, she’s a regular here
you wouldn’t mind if i… had a bit of a…
get out! don’t go near her! i’ll keep it a secret
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