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flaccid jacks - waste away lyrics

[chorus #1]
i’m leaving it behind today
nothing’s gonna make me want to stay
you give me burning tongue syndrome
bid farewell to fire and brimstone
i can’t wait to laugh as you all waste away

[verse #1]
today i was restocked with sunshine
the feeling in heart is sublime
the reason i’m so jolly’s
cause i get to take a trolley
i’m guzzling a gl-ss of astral wine
saying goodbye to the sh-t
and living happily ever after
is what gave me the fuse tonight
to erupt in a tantrum of laughter

[chorus #2]
i’m feeling so d-mn fine today
you’re going to plead for me to stay
you’ll view me as a hero
and i’ll view you f-cks as zero
i’ll cry from laughter as you waste away

[verse #2]
the newsman shared with me some pleasant news
i could take a cruise of laughs and goods and booze
you’ll all be p-ssy grieving
as you see my smile leaving
but i can bid goodbye to the abuse

[chorus #3]
i feel like i should dine today
i feel like it’s cloud nine, oh yay
i hope the aircraft crashes
and your corpses burn to ashes
your bodies would make me so f-cking g-y

[verse #3]
your car was totaled but your face is worse
god smote you with a forbidden curse
and your hospital stay, it was adverse
when you got out after half a year
a truck driver was full of beer
and he ran your dumb -ss down, you f-cking queer
and after six whole years of surgery
you committed a burglary
you got charged with that offense and perjury
and on the twenty-year anniversary
of the start of that adversity
an injection of hiv left johnny dead

[chorus #1]

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