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fleece fleepo - track 1:paraprosdokian okie than lyrics

track 1: paraprosdokian okie than
(chorus)
if i could just say a few words… i’d be a better public speaker but i’m more concerned over a sneaker

[verse 1:fleece fleepo]
i’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it i’d rather sit in the bathroom and smell my own sh#% outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. inside of a dog it’s too dark to read i read books like a pig feed the last thing i want to do is hurt you. but it’s still on the list let’s check the time with a fl!ck of the wrist time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana banana hammock i’m the cabana boy a symbol a s+x toy hahaha

(chorus)
if i could just say a few words… i’d be a better public speaker but i’m more concerned over a sneaker

[verse 2:fleece fleepo]
i love deadlines. i love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by like falling planes from the sky you’re not yourself today. it’s nice the smell of cigarillo smoke a nasty vice if at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you just make sure you also bring along your crew i always take life with a grain of salt… and a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila have to get loose or they won’t feel ya i haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. that’s mitch hedberg quote in a song

(chorus)
if i could just say a few words… i’d be a better public speaker but i’m more concerned over a sneaker

[verse 3:fleece fleepo]
standing in the park today, i was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets…then it hit me. this type of humor people will never get me these are all quotes from famous people look them up after the song don’t be feeble when i was a kid my parents moved a lot, but i always found them usually in my dreams when i hit rem there are three kinds of people in the world – those who can count, and those who can’t. i can’t count but d+mn can i rant her lips said “no,” but her eyes said “read my lips.” forget her man they were crustier than tortilla chips giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. i know because i’ve done it thousands of times i’ve spit it through thousands of rhymes

(ayooooo let’s kick them dr. seuss rhymes all album eff the haters hahah let’s go!)

- fleece fleepo lyrics

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