flight of the conchords - mutha'uckas lyrics
[tv version intro]
[merchant] i’m gonna count to ten…
[jemaine] uh, are you counting in your head?
[merchant] yeah
[jemaine] what you up to?
[merchant] seven
[jemaine] oh
[merchant] yeah, get your sh-tty bikes and get out of her before i peel your beard off
[hook: bret & (jemaine)]
too many m-th-‘uckas
‘uckin’ with my shi’
there’s too many m-th-‘uckas
‘uckin’ with my shi’ (‘uckin’ with my shi’)
too many m-th-‘uckas
‘uckin’ with my shi’ (with my shi’)
how many m-th-‘uckas?
too many to count, m-th-‘uckas
[verse 1: jemaine (bret)]
i pay my m-th-‘uckin’ rent fortnightly
m-th-‘uckas at the bank trying to play me
an amount from my account goes out on a/p (on a/p!)
yeah, you know me
m-th-‘ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
makes my payment short, my rent comes back to me
minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
so you fee’d me cause of your m-th-‘uckin’ fee!
read the word on my atm slip
said, “we’re all m-th-‘uckas
and we’re ‘uckin’ with your shi’,” come on!
[hook: bret & (jemaine)]
too many m-th-‘uckas
‘uckin’ with my shi’
(my transactional shi’)
there’s too many m-th-‘uckas
‘uckin’ with my shi’
(my weekly statement shi’)
too many m-th-‘uckas
‘uckin’ with my shi’
(with my balance shi’)
how many m-th-‘uckas?
too many to count, m-th-‘uckas!
[verse 2: bret]
the m-th-‘ucka runs a racist ‘uckin’ grocery
the m-th-‘ucka won’t sell an apple to a kiwi
the shi’ fight’s gonna get vicious and malicious
cut the cra’ …’sh’…’ i need my red delicious
tells me as a kiwi that my money isn’t valid
gonna dice the m-th-‘ucka like a m-th-‘uckin’ fruit salad
then… sh’… granny smith… f’…
…up… an avocado… …’uck… ‘an… ‘n…
…’on…an’ a mango… f’…
‘k…’k and pop an apple in his -ss, yeah!
[hook: (bret) & jemaine]
too many m-th-‘uckas
‘uckin’ with my shi’
(i’m gonna juice the m-th-‘ucka)
there’s too many m-th-‘uckas
‘uckin’ with my shi’
(he’s gonna wake up in a smoothie)
too many m-th-‘uckas
‘uckin’ with my
[outro: bret & jemaine]
everybody come on!
yeah
too many m-th-‘uckas ‘uckin’ with my
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