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flo & joan - brunch qween (live) lyrics

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speaking of people who are obsessed with brunch

so i wake up in the morning
bout 10 a.m and call a couple
of my girlfriends

and i say hey gals
wanna go for eggs bens?
cause i’m so hungover
and i need a mend

and they’re like
h-ll yeah, i need a mimosa
and they’re like
oh my god, i know right?
i could k!ll a mimosa

i’m like
mimosa? uh, please-a
you know, it’s all about
the caesar

cause i’m brunch qween
b-tch don’t mess with
i’m a brunch qween
i take my eggs over easy
i’m a brunch qween
i wear a big scarf while i eat
you all want to brunch with me
cause i’m a brunch qween

kelly? mich-lle? beyoncé?
can you handle all this brunch?

i take my huevos rancheros
with salsa on the side
my avocado sliced
and my toast dark rye

i take my orange juice no bits
cause it’s too bitty
my pics so good they get
regrammed by shedoesthecity
my sausages need to be heritage breed
my chai waffles corn fed on a bed of flax seed

and excuse me, waitress? can i just ask you a question
yeah, excuse me, waitress i need to ask you a question
are these eggs organic? are they the special kind of eggs?
cause i really to know if these are privileged eggs
yes? good

cause i’m brunch qween
that’s q-w-double-een
brunch qween
say brunch ten times and it sounds like burnch
brunch qween
i’m the oprah of the brunching scene
you all want to brunch with me

and i’m not just brunching in the city
i’m brunching all over the world
from london to paris to tokyo
madrid, milan, monaco
oakville, rome, a somali ship
i’ve even brunch on the gaza strip

and it was horrifying
but i had a really good brunch

people always ask me what’s
my favorite part of brunch
and i tell them in a riddle
cause that’s the kind of thing i do

it’s red, it’s tall, it has clams it in it
it’s clammy, clammy, clammy, clammy
with a celery stick
it might have chicken in it, or an old man’s sock
or a long pickled bean, put in
whatever you want

but that sounds like a caesar!
yeah it is!

can i get a caesar, can i get a caesar?
can i get a caesar, can i get a caesar?
brunch lady wants a caesar
get me bacon in my caesar
just kidding, bacon gives you cancer

i’m a brunch qween
there are people in the world who are starving
brunch qween
but how are they starving when there’s so much brunch?
brunch qween
a bird in the hand is worth two in the brunch
you all want to brunch with me
cause i’m the motherf-cking
brunch qween

- flo joan lyrics

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