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flo & joan - the rest of my life lyrics

[verse 1]
you were in the corner of the room, and i was in the middle
tryna work up the nerve to come and talk to you
then you came over (thank god), put out your hand
and i shook your thumb and i said “hey, mice to neet you”

[chorus]
then you left, and i’m gonna think about that for the rest of my life
the rest of my life, oh yeah

[verse 2]
ten years later, and i was in a tesco express
saw you by the freezers and i thought i’m gonna talk to you
cause i need to show you that i am cool
and that i know how to shake a hand
tapped you on the shoulder, and i said “hey”, you said “hey”
i said “remember me? i’m the girl from the party who shook your thumb and said “hey, mice to neet you””
you said “i’m sorry, i don’t remember that”
i said “no worries, my friend, i think about it constantly”

[pre+chorus]
then you left. then i walked away, tripped over a tower of beans and tried to run out the shop, but the door didn’t open and i face+planted the window, and it set off all the burglar alarms (and i know you saw)

[chrous]
now i’m gonna think about thinkin about you thinking about me thinking about that for the rest of my life
for the rest of my life, oh yeah
[bridge]
my brain is filled with all the things that i have ever done wrong
and all the colours on joseph’s coat, and that’s it
i don’t remember anything i learned in school
but i do remember the time in a restaurant where i ordered “spaghetti blobonese”
and the time i walked in on my friend’s mum in the bath
and the time on a tube when i grazed a woman’s b00b and said “sorry, i just touched your b00b” and she said “oh, i didn’t notice”
and i said “great, mice to neet you”

[chorus]
gonna think about you thinking about me thinking about my friend’s mum in the bath, my mental health is ‘yeah’ for the rest of my life

[interlude]
(red and yellow and green and brown
and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and)
for the rest of my life
for the rest of my+
ruby and olive and violet and fawn
and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve

[verse 3]
it’s 2060, and i’m on a walk
even with my cataracts, i clock you in the corner of the park
this is it, now’s my chance
i’m riddled with arthritis, but even it if k!lls me, and it could, i will shake your hand
tapped you on the shoulder, and i said “hey”, you said “mehhh”
i said “it’s me again, the girl from the party and the tesco express”
you said “i’m sorry, i don’t remember you”, i said “no worries, but my dying wish is to shake your hand”, you said “okay”, and we did, and in that moment, 80 years of worrying what people think of me melted away
[pre+chorus]
then as i walked away, i slipped on a yoghurt
hit my head on the pavement, farted, and died
so now i’m gonna spend my afterlife…

[chorus]
thinking about you thinking about me, thinking about farting into death, thinking about me thinking about my friend’s mum in the bath for the rest of my life

[outro]
(cream and crimson and silver and rose
and azure and lemon and russet and grey and)
for the rest of my life, for the rest of my+
purple and white and pink and orange and blue

- flo joan lyrics

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