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floodwater angel - asparagus lyrics

think i’ll stay in bed today
make a cup of earl grey
who needs sunshine anyways
totino’s crusted to the tray

secluded in my crochet
i think i missed my birthday
no need to go to the parade
i bought a flag on e+bay

just too many games to play
fortnite, apex, runescape
bootleggin’ broadway
i’m gonna have a field day

time for tonight’s entree
totino pizza roll buffet
turn on the tee+vay
there’s fire on my display

i don’t need to go outside
in here i feel kinda alive
and that’s
just as good a
terrified of variety
blame it on the anxiety
and its
just as good
i don’t think about leavin’
no i don’t think about leavin’
cause i’m not even sure i could
oh could it be?
a rainbow future all for me?
oh gee golly
i don’t think its quite the sight to see

this news has got me worried
the footage kinda blurry
i don’t like gettin’ up early
and the rally’s at 9:30

i get enough validity
from my online community
i’m asking for impunity
i’m barely out of p+b+rty

i would answer truthfully
if it wasn’t for my zoolatry
i speak memish fluently
i’ll show you one you haven’t seen

i don’t need to go outside
this thing makes me feel alive
and it’s
just as good
i think i hate the n+z+’s
‘cept the ones that are furrys
and they’re
just as good
and i’m not thinkin’ about climate change
or the libya slave exhange
not thinkin’ of border camps
kids in plastic, hot and cramped
not thinking about the war
that’s sitting right at my front door
i been living away from fear
and the door dash almost here
nothin’ wrong with living quietly
i’ll just blame it in the anxiety
why get outside of my sh+ll
when the outside is f+cking h+ll
its enough to make me scream
if i look away from my computer screen
i don’t wanna live anymore

so i told my therapist
she said make a checklist
of all the things that you miss
get high and watch asparagus

i said that was obtuse
borderline mental abuse
she says sip some lemon juice
i say i.v. drip the news

she says no need to be p+ssed
became a nostalgist
and if the problems persist
she’ll up the dose on my xanax

i went home and watched star wars
and locked all of my doors
clothes all strung out on the floor
just your typical soph0m+re
“daaamn b+tch, you live like this?”

i don’t need to go outside
this echo chamber is all mine
and its
just as good
i’m back on my bullsh+t
it just can’t get better than this
and its
just as good
i don’t see the reason
to worry bout the seasons
when i got sh+t on replay
the office reruns all day
don’t gotta plant tree sprouts
when you’re worried bout the clout
and it’s good

i been sippin’ on gin and juice
been wearin’ my bed like a noose
been keepin’ tally on my wrist
blame it all on the therapist
i don’t think i have slept in days
cause my tumblr wall is aflame
from the aces who are burning flags
of the dirty allo f+gs
someone on reddit made me feel ashamed
cause they didn’t like my name

but i think it’s good

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