footprints in the custard - battlemuff lyrics
when i was a young warrior, i was feared across the lands
until the time an axe wound turned that boy into a man
overpowered i fought back strong, every blow i did miss
with a beastly yawn meat#flaps opened; i was lost to the abyss
with a vicious gash my honour was sn#tched from me
slaughtered and bathed in spiteful promiscuity
all hail the battlem#ff
there was never a c#nt as tough
from the birth of man to ragnarok
it won’t stop ‘til it’s had your c#ck
when i had sheathed, that leathered scabbard had been used a thousand times
valhalla lay before my eyes full of meat and wine
i prayed to thor to grant me strength, so my wife would not grieve
and with a scream i drove my blade into that bearded meaty sleeve
with the roar of a troll and the howl of fenrir she clenched onto me
and elicited an act that even heimdall should not see
all hail the battlem#ff
there was never a c#nt as tough
from the birth of man to ragnarok
it won’t stop ‘til it’s had your c#ck
all hail the battlem#ff
a thousand c#cks were not enough
all hail the battlem#ff
a wretched beast so co#rs# and rough
the seeds of life are drawn from me
and laid bare for all to see
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