footprints in the custard - beer goggles lyrics
consumed by my weight in alcohol
i need some cheesy chips and hole
vision’s like a washing machine
in that it’s spinning, not that it’s making things clean
ow my belly
my legs are jelly
everyone’s a sold ten out of ten
when logic boggles
my beer goggles
are going to get me in trouble again
baptised in my entire takeaway
i need to get this end away
but the floor is like a trampoline
in that i can’t walk straight, you know what i mean?
ow my belly
my legs are jelly
everyone’s a sold ten out of ten
when logic boggles
my beer goggles
are going to get me in trouble again
feeling irate
it’s getting late
but i can’t go home alone
when logic boggles
my beer goggles
got me chatting up a traffic cone
you b#st#rd
i’m not plastered
having a fistfight with a tree
when logic boggles
my beer goggles
made me fall asleep in my own wee
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