footprints in the custard - the horn lyrics
i’ve got a condition
i’m really quite the mess
i have some crazy urges
i truly can’t suppress
when i see something
that reminds me of the s#x
i have an awakening
with immediate effect
a girl eating food
that’s shaped something rude
and i have got the h#rn
a heart#warming dish
that smells just like fish
and i have got the h#rn
the list just goes on
of things that turn me on
so just for a treat i’ll fondle my meat
and i have got the h#rn
just for a treat i’ll fondle my meat
and i have got the h#rn
watching a musician
blowing on a flute
observing a girl drilling
the joy does not compute
watching a beer froth over
and trickle down the side
wearing marigolds
and popping two fingers inside
the sweat on my back
when it runs down my crack
and i have got the h#rn
bangers and mash
look like d#ck in a gash
and i have got the h#rn
the list just goes on
of things that turn me on
so just for a treat i’ll fondle my meat
and i have got the h#rn
a crusty old sock
that sits on my c#ck
and i have got the h#rn
when i’m taking a sh#t
and the loo paper rips
and i have got the h#rn
the list just goes on
of things that turn me on
so just for a treat i’ll fondle my meat
and i have got the h#rn
a tropical storm
that’s wet and it’s warm
and i have got the h#rn
the feeling of dread
with my d#ck in the dead
and i have got the h#rn
the list just goes on
of things that turn me on
so just for a treat i’ll fondle my meat
and i have got the h#rn
the list just goes on
of things that turn me on
just for a treat i’ll fondle my meat
and i have got the h#rn
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