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four bitchin' babes - good thing he can't read my mind lyrics

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i am at the opera
i don’t like the opera
but he loves the opera and i love him
i follow the libretto
i follow the conductor
when i follow the plot my head begins to spin
i don’t understand a word, even when it’s english
everyone around me says this is divine
i don’t like the opera
but look i’m at the opera
it’s a good thing he can’t read my mind

(yes, he’s a wonderful parsifal and she’s the best tundra i’ve ever seen)

look at me i’m skiing
when i do not like skiing
but he loves skiing and i love him
i rent the boots and poles
i shiver in the cold
i’m charging down the mountain risking life and limb
there’s no exhilaration
i am only feeling terrified
everyone around me’s having such a great time
i do not like skiing
but look at me i’m skiing
it’s a good thing he can’t read my mind

(yes, exhilarating is just the very word i was thinking of… scared of heights?
oh no, not me)

i am not complaining, i’m just making observations
expanding your horizons is a sign of maturation
now i tolerate cigars ’cause he’s a smoker
i’m playing chess though i confess sometimes i long for poker

i am eating sushi
when i do not like sushi
but he loves sushi and i love him
i’m poking with a chopstick
at a living breathing fish stick
oh my god i think it’s trying to swim
some say eating sushi
is like chewing on your own cheek
or sucking down a bucketful of tentacled slime
i do not like sushi
but look i’m eating sushi, it’s a good thing he can’t read my mind

(yes, this is a very interesting texture
what is it? ohhhhh….)

so if you see me in the sushi bar, see me in the mezzanine
see me on a ski slope looking scared
hey don’t feel sorry for me – i must be in love
why in the h-ll else would i be there?
before i met him life was dull
i never took any chances, now i leap at every opportunity i find
i do not like sushi
i do not like skiing or the opera – maybe i will in time
maybe i will in time

(seconds? sure i’d love some
mmmmmmm, yum!)



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