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fozzie bear - north pole comedy club lyrics

[intro: kermit the frog & fozzie bear]
aw thank you folks
hey are all you elves and reindeer having a good time tonight?
well good because right now i’d like to bring out our own furry funny man. ladies and gentlemen please put your paws and hands together in a big north pole welcome for fozzie bear
thank you, thank you

[refrain: fozzie bear]
fozzie bear’s my name
and comedy’s my game
i’m happy to be here tonight
at the north pole comedy club
i’ll sing a song for you
we’ll have laugh or two
it’s christmas time
and we’re feeling fine
at the north pole comеdy club
[spoken: fozzie bear, audience members, ]
hey how’s everybody doing out thеre tonight?
so why does santa take presents to all the children of the world?
why?
because the presents won’t take themselves
+booing+
no no please don’t leave i just got started
say do you know where santa stays when he’s out on the road?
at a ho+ho+hotel
you’re gonna love this one. what do you get if santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
what?
crisp+kringle, waka waka

[refrain: fozzie bear]
fozzie bear’s my name
and comedy’s my game
i’m happy to be here tonight
at the north pole comedy club
i’ll sing a song for you
we’ll have laugh or two
it’s christmas time
and we’re feeling fine
at the north pole comedy club
[spoken: fozzie bear, pepe, ]
okay let’s see where was i?
oh yeah the elves. do you know how elves say h+llo to each other?
no how?
small world isn’t it?
+audience jeers+
did you guys hear about the elf who put his bed into the fireplace?
oh si i heard of this guy
he wanted to sleep like a log
it’s not funny
how many elves does it take to change a lightbulb? ten
one to change the lightbulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders
it’s not funny, it’s not funny

[verse: fozzie bear]
and if you like what you see
tell everyone to come see me
but if you don’t like my jokes
make sure you never tell the other folks
please

[refrain: fozzie bear]
fozzie bear’s my name
comedy’s my game
i’m happy to be here tonight
at the north pole comedy club
i’ll sing a song for you
we’ll have laugh or two
it’s christmas time
and we’re feeling fine
at the north pole comedy club
[spoken: fozzie bear, audience members, ]
hey and what’s the story with those reindeer? i mean why do they always wear fur coats? probably because they’d look funny in snow suits. waka waka

say when should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
when it’s a baby reindeer
don’t turn on me now folks
does anyone know what you call a reindeer wearing earm+ffs?
anything you want because he can’t hear you
get off the stage

[outro: fozzie bear]
it’s time for me to go
i hope you liked the show
it sure was fun to be with you
at the north pole comedy club
we had have laugh or two
i sang a song for you
merry christmas to you all
at the north pole comedy club
happy holidays everyone
waka waka
merry christmas to you all
at the north pole comedy club

- fozzie bear lyrics

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