françois pérusse - bad english lyrics
this morning, i answered to the phone
and it was my manager…
he said listen to me:
your song is not gonna play on the radio
because your english is not really fluid, you know!
‘said it’s not enough…
to have a beautiful body!
and that job is not like selling hamberzzjrrszzz… tabarnac…
(non,non, c’est beau, on va le garder…)
so i said “go to the refrigerator, n’take a zucchini, bend over
and put it right in your -ss!!”
don’t you think i know my english’s so bad?
my english is not good…
baby i’m so sad!
don’t you hear me… i know my english’s so bad!!!
i have an accent… and i feel like cr-p, oh no…
so i went in my garage… got in my car
and i “drived”, talking with my bluet–th… (bluetooth, linda!!)
my boyfriend told me “don’t cry! come to my house…
don’t worry, we’ll talk about this together!”
so i knocked at his door… and when he opened…
he said “why do you want absolutely sing in english?”
i said “babe, did you forget i’m a professional singer?
and if i don’t sing in english, i’ll keep eating macaroni!”
but… i know my english’s so bad!
my english is not good…no!
baby i’m so sad!
i tell you, i know my english’s so bad!
this is no bullsh-t…
i’ll never live in a castle, no!
my english’s too bad…
i’ll never have a lamborghini…
my english’s too bad!
and not even a cadillac!!
my english’s so bad, my english’s so bad…
do you love me darling? even if my english’s so bad?
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