frank crumit - the return of the gay caballero lyrics
the return of the g+y caballero lyrics
[verse 1]
i am a g+y caballero
i’m back again from janeiro
and you bet your life i’ll be dodging the wife
and the husband who chewed off my ear+o
while coming here on the steamer
i met a beautiful dreamer
each kiss that i got, her lipstick left a spot
and the captain thought i had eczema
[verse 2]
last night i strolled on the plaza
the music was playing some jazz+a
then i heard a noise, ’twas made by some boys
my gosh i was getting the [?]
then i’d met a sweet bambolina
i told her i owned a casino
would she lеave home that night, she said that shе might
for poker but not for casino
[verse 3]
she said for a job she was wishing
for she lost hers at some expedition
she said i’m a nice chap, just sit on my lap
you can’t find a better position
i told her she was so simple
and she had a cute little dimple
then she said to me “that you dimple you see
when turned inside out it’s a pimple”
[verse 4]
i said take a trip to my manor
than a trip to old santa ana
then somebody cried “hey you outside
i hope you trip on a banana”
she took me to her home to nestle
her room was as big as a castle
i said why so much sp+ce, then she said “in case
you get fresh i need room to wrestle”
[verse 5]
she asks me to stay to met mother
when i saw her, my face i did cover
when her dad did appear, i held my one ear
for it was him who chewed off the other
so i’m back in rio janeiro
i’m been married for many a year+o
but for me there’s not joy, i’ve got seven boys
and each one was born with one ear+o
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