frank zappa – billy the mountain- part 2 [carnegie hall] lyrics
mark & howard:
fly to new york!
i don’t know!
his peculiar attire
and the flies he require
keep leading him on
’cause eth#ll is gone
they keep leading him on
’cause eth#ll is gone
and the mountain she’s on
fz:
we’ll join studebaker hoch on the edge of billy the mountain’s mouth. take it away . .
howard:
billy? i’ve come to reason with you! your great country, america, needs you in the armed forces! it’s all fair and square, your number came up . . . you can’t go on running like this forever
mark:
eth#ll, she shook her twigs angrily, but studebaker hoch, undaunted, un#ferturbed, continued . .
howard:
listen, you (cough cough) . .
mark, howard & jim:
listen, you communist son#of#a#b#tch! you better get your ass down there for your f#ckin’ physical, or i’ll see to it that you get used for fill dirt in some impending new jersey marsh reclamation . . . and your girl#friend here will wind up disguised as a series of brooms, primitive ironing boards (or a dog house) . . . get the (cough, cough) . .
howard:
get the picture?
mark:
well, billy just laughed . .
jim & howard:
ho, ho, ho!
jim:
if they think they’re gonna draft me, they’re crazy!
fz:
unfortunately, because studebaker hoch was standing on the edge of billy the mountain’s mouth, and because billy the mountain’s mouth was a cliff, and because whenever billy the mountain talked and/or laughed his cliff went up and down thirty feet, studebaker hoch lost his footing and fell, screaming, two hundred feet into the rubble below!
mark & howard:
aaahhhhh . .
howard:
oh, i broke my nuts . .
mark:
oh! well, my friend, studebaker, that should go and show you, and that should show you, and you and you, and you, and each and every one here tonight that . .
mothers:
a mountain is something
you don’t wanna f#ck with
you don’t wanna f#ck with
don’t f#ck around
(don’t f#ck around)
don’t f#ck with billy (no!)
and don’t f#ck with eth#ll
(you saw what just happened
to the guy with the flies!)
don’t f#ck around!
don’t f#ck around!
don’t f#ck around!
don’t f#ck around!
don’t f#ck around!
don’t f#ck around!
don’t f#ck around!
with
biddilly, biddilly
biddilly, biddilly, biddilly
mark & howard:
biddilly
the
mountin#innnnnnn!
fz:
that’s right, you heard right, biddilly the mountin#inn
mark & howard:
biddilly
the
mountin#innnnnnn!
howard:
good night!
fz:
thank you very much
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