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frank zappa - bobby brown [saarbrucken 1978] lyrics

hey there, people, i’m bobby brown
they say i’m the cutest boy in town
my car is fast, my t–th is shiny
i tell all the girls they can kiss my heiny
here i am at a famous school
i’m dressin’ sharp ‘n i’m
actin’ cool
i got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
let her do all the work ‘n maybe later i’ll rape her
oh god i am the american dream
i do not think i’m too extreme
an’ i’m a handsome sonofab-tch
i’m gonna get a good job ‘n be real rich
women’s liberation
came creepin’ all across the nation
i tell you people, i was not ready
when i f-cked this dyk- by the name of freddie
she made a little speech then
aw, she tried to make me say when
she had my b-lls in a vice, but she left the d-ck
i guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

oh god i am the american dream
but now i smell like vaseline
an’ i’m a miserable sonofab-tch
am i a boy or a lady . . . i don’t know which
i wonder, wonder
wonder wonder
so i went out ‘n bought me a leisure suit
i jingle my change, but i’m still kinda cute
got a job doin’ radio promo
an’ none of the jocks can even tell i’m a h0m-
eventually me ‘n a friend
sorta drifted along into s&m
i can take about an hour on the tower of power
‘long as i gets a little golden shower

oh god i am the american dream
with a spindle up my b-tt till it makes me scream
an’ i’ll do anything to get ahead
i lay awake nights sayin’, “thank you, fred”
oh god, oh god, i’m so fantastic!
thanks to freddie, i’m a s-xual spastic
and my name is bobby brown
watch me now; i’m goin’ down
and my name is bobby brown
watch me now; i’m goin’ down
[etc. repeat]
watch me now g.i.’s ’cause the name of this song is
‘conehead’

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