frank zappa - church chat lyrics
frank zappa (vocals)
ray white (guitar, vocals)
steve vai (guitar, vocals, zucchini)
tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone)
ed mann (percussion)
scott thunes (b-ss)
chad wackerman (drums)
(somebody in the crowd yells in something in french… what is it? )
you know today the church is in a terrible state. the bucks just arent rollin in like they used to. and when the bucks don’t come in, the church comes up with a new gimmick to make you spend to
heaven.
now i know you don’t know what i’m talking about, but what the f-ck. but anyway, listen to this ladies and gentlemen, when the church wants to get your money they remind you about h-ll. (whoo-ho
-ha-ha)
if you commit a sin you’re gonna go to h-ll. (oui-oui)
well let me give you an example, this boy over here;
tell em about it brother zappa.
sometimes people say: that if you f-ck somebody (oh lord) it’s a sin, (oui-oui) this may or may not be true.
(testify)
this boy not only f-cked somebody with his organ, but he also f-cked a girl with a guitar, with an umbrella, with a zuchinni, with a shoe, with an enema bag . . .
what else did you do?
a vibrato bar.
a vibrato bar!
some people would say this is a sin. and if you sin you’re gonna go to h-ll.
well ladies and gentlemen:
there ain’t no h-ll. (oui)
there is no such thing as h-ll. (oui)
there is no h-ll, there is only france! (oui-oui)
oui, oui
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