frank zappa - master ringo lyrics
dear pfiq,
since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, pfiq, i have received many letters.
i’m glad i’m retired so i have plenty of time to answer all.
i finally got rid of the smell
of the deep scr-t-m piercings
(mumble)
by putting a 5/32-inches barbell and a 5/16-inches ring.
now, air can get through.
(laughs)
(fz: can you stand like that?
hermann: maybe i should read the text one whole, because . . . again . . . oh . . .
fz: just . . . just say “now, air can get through”)
now, air can get through.
don’t ever quit putting out pfiq, as it is most enjoy-able.
i have them all
and go over them many times.
you never heard anymore of carl… carol, issue n… number 14, i believe?
keep up the great work. i don’t know what to pierce next.
p.s. do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep c-ckhead piercings?
piercing the head of the c-ck must be painful.
(oohh!)
i had the head tattooed and it hurt like h-ll!
but i didn’t want the artist to stop.
master ringo
1970-wim
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