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frank zappa - montana [road tapes venue 2] lyrics

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right. this is a song, folks, about dental floss. that’s that string that you put between your t–th to get the corn pieces out

one, two, one, two, three, four . .

i might be movin’ to montana soon
just to raise me up a crop of
dental floss

raisin’ it up
waxen it down
in a little white box
that i can sell uptown

by myself i wouldn’t
have no boss
but i’d be raisin’ my lonely
dental floss

raisin’ my lonely
dental floss

well i just might grow me some bees
but i’d leave the sweet stuff
to somebody else . . . ah, but then, on the other hand i would

keep the wax
‘n melt it down
pluck the floss
‘n swish it aroun’

i would have me a crop
an’ it’d be on top (that’s why i’m movin’ to montana)
oh, woopy-ty-o-ty-ay
movin’ to montana soon
gonna be a dental floss tycoon
i’m gonna find me a horse
just about this big
an’ ride him all along the border line

with a
pair of heavy-duty
zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
every other wrangler would say
i was mighty grand

but by myself i wouldn’t
have no boss
’cause i’d be raisin’ my lonely
dental floss

raisin’ my lonely
dental floss
raisin’ my lonely
dental floss

well i might
ride along the border
with my tweezers gleamin’
in the moon-lighty night
(a little tweezer glint!)

and then i’d
get a cuppa cawfee
‘n give my foot a push . .
just me ‘n the pygmy pony
over by the dennil floss bush

‘n then i might just
jump back on
an’ ride
like a cowboy
into the dawn to montana

- frank zappa lyrics

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