frank zappa - montana (single version) lyrics
i might be movin’ to montana soon
just to raise me up a crop of
dental floss
raisin’ it up
waxen it down
in a little white box
that i can sell uptown
by myself i wouldn’t
have no boss
but i’d be raisin’ my lonely
dental floss
raisin’ my lonely
dental floss
well i just might grow me some bees
but i’d leave the sweet stuff
to somebody else . . . but then, on the other hand iwould
keep the wax
n’ melt it down
pluck some floss
n’ swish it aroun’
i’d have me a crop
an’ it’d be on top (that’s why i’m movin’ to montana)
movin’ to montana soon
gonna be a dental floss tycoon (yes i am)
movin’ to montana soon
gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
i’m pluckin’ the ol’
dennil floss
that’s growin’ on the prairie
pluckin’ the floss!
i plucked all day an’ all nite an’ all
afternoon . .
i’m ridin’ a small tiny hoss
(his name is mighty little)
he’s a good hoss
even though
he’s a bit d-nky to strap a big saddle or
blanket on anyway
he’s a bit d-nky to strap a big saddle or
blanket on anyway
any way
i’m pluckin’ the ol’
dennil floss
even if you think it is a little silly, folks
i don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks
i don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks
i’m gonna find me a horse
just about this big
an’ ride him all along the border line
with a
pair of heavy-duty
zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
every other wrangler would say
i was mighty grand
by myself i wouldn’t
have no boss
but i’d be raisin’ my lonely
dental floss
raisin’ my lonely
dental floss
raisin’ my lonely
dental floss
well i might
ride along the border
with my tweezers gleamin’
in the moon-lighty night
and then i’d
get a cuppa cawfee
n’ give my foot a push . .
just me ‘n the pygmy pony
over the dennil floss bush
n’ then i might just
jump back on
an’ ride
like a cowboy
into the dawn to montana
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
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