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frank zappa - montana [the dub room special!] lyrics

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i might be movin’ to montana soon
just to raise me up a crop of
dental floss

raisin’ it up
waxen it down
in a little white box
that i can sell uptown

but by myself i wouldn’t
have no boss
’cause i’d be raisin’ my lonely
dental floss

raisin’ my lonely
dental floss
raisin’ my lonely
dental floss

well i just might grow me some bees
but i’d leave the sweet stuff
to somebody else (how ’bout you, right over there?) and then i would

keep the wax
‘n melt it down
pluck the floss
‘n swish it aroun’

and i would have me a crop
poo-poo ta-na-nah
and poo-poo ta-na-nah

movin’ to montana soon
gonna be a dental floss tycoon
(woppy-ty-o-ty-ay)
i’m movin’ to montana soon (well)
gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
(i wonder what that means . . . )

i’m pluckin’ the ol’
dental floss
that’s growin’ on the prairie
pluckin’ the floss!
i plucked all day an’ all nite an’ all
afternoon . .

oh, i’m ridin’ a small tiny hoss
(his name is mighty little)
he’s a good hoss
even though
he’s a bit d-nky to strap a big saddle or
blanket on anyway
he’s a bit d-nky to strap a big saddle or
blanket on anyway
well, any way

i’m pluckin’ the ol’
dental floss
even if you think it is a little silly, folks
i don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks
i don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks

i’m gonna find me a horse
just about this big
an’ ride him all along the border line

with a
pair of heavy-duty
zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
every other wrangler would say
i was mighty grand

but by myself i wouldn’t
have no boss
’cause i’d be raisin’ my lonely
dental floss

raisin’ my lonely
dental floss
(yes it is!)
raisin’ my lonely
dental floss

well i might
ride along the border
with my tweezers gleamin’
in the moon-lighty night
(help me out, ruth! tweezer glint . . . )

and then i’d
get a cuppa cawfee
‘n give my foot a push . .
just me ‘n the pygmy pony
over by the dennil floss bush

‘n then i might just
jump back on
an’ ride
like a cowboy
into the dawn to montana

movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yep!)
movin’ to montana soon
(why don’t you sharpen it then?)
movin’ to montana soon
(yes indeed)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon

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