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frank zappa - muffin man [ycdtosa 6] lyrics

the m-ffin man is seated at the table
in the laboratory of the utility m-ffin research kitchen . .
reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
he gathers an intimate quant-ty of dried m-ffin remnants
and, brushing his scapular aside
proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt . .
he turns to us and speaks:
“some people like cupcakes better. i, for one
care less for them!”
arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing-anointment utensil
he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosetta
near . .
(let’s try that again . . . )
he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosetta
near the summit of a dense-but-radiant m-ffin of his own design
later he says:
“some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively
while i myself say there is naught, nor ought there be
nothing so exalted on the face of god’s grey earth
as that prince of foods . . . the m-ffin!”

girl, you thought he was a man
but he was a m-ffin
he hung around till you found
that he didn’t know nuthin’

girl, you thought he was a man
but he only was a-puffin’
no cries is heard in the night
as a result of him stuffin’

girl, you thought he was a man
but he was a m-ffin
no cries is heard in the night
as a result of him stuffin’

- frank zappa lyrics

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