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frank zappa - what kind of girl do you think we are? [philly '76] lyrics

fz:
what’s a girl like you
doin’ in a place like this?
what, do you hang out in hockey rinks? what is it?

bianca:
well . .

fz:
what is it with you?

bianca:
i left my place after midnight

fz:
sure you did

bianca:
and i came to this hall
me and my girlfriend came here

fz:
me too

bianca:
lookin’ to ball

fz:
well, you came to the right place
this is it
this is the swingin’-est place
in all of philadelphia

chorus:
no shit!

bianca:
how true that is!

fz:
how true indeed

bianca:
me and my girlfriend came here
looking for the
hot romance we need

fz:
right!

bianca:
we like to get it on—
do you like, do you like to get it on, too? yeah, baby

fz:
well now, what did you have in mind?

bianca:
well i get off bein’ juked
with a baby octopus

fz:
yeah!

bianca:
and spewed upon with creamed corn . .
while my girlfriend digs it
with a wide mouth gatorade bottle

fz:
nice

bianca:
while someone in the background could be screamin’, you know what i mean . .

fz:
working the wall

chorus:
corks ‘n safeties
pigs ‘n donkeys
punky meadows
steven tyler!

fz:
that gets me so hot
i could scream

chorus:
punky meadows, steven tyler!

fz:
oh, boy

chorus:
punky meadows, steven tyler!

fz:
you know you and your girlfriend sound really far out and groovy
ever been to a holiday inn?
yeah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa . .
magic fingers in the bed
with a wall-mounted tv screen
([…] on the eleven o’clock news)
coffee-host plugged into the bathroom wall
formica is really keen!

bianca:
aw, what kind of girl?

chorus:
what kind of girl do you think she are?

bianca:
aw, what kind of girl?

chorus:
what kind of girl do you think she are?

bianca:
i ain’t no groupie

chorus:
don’t call her groupie
that is going too far

bianca:
hey, what kind of girl?

chorus:
she wouldn’t ball you
just because you’re a star

bianca:
no, no. no, no, no, no, no, no

fz:
let me tell you the truth, this girl wouldn’t let just anybody
spew on her vital parts, no no!
she wants a guy from a group
with a big hit single in the charts!
funny i should mention it
our new single made the charts this week
with a bullet!
with a bullet!
with a bullet!
just let me readjust my necktie right now
and i will show you how, yes indeed!
a young girl such as you
might be thrilled and
overwhelmed by me

bianca:
what hotel did you say you were staying at?

fz:
oh, should i really tell you? i mean
do you wanna split right away?

bianca:
well, uh . . . not so fast, you silly boy . .

fz:
oh, no, no, no, no . .

bianca:
you see, there’s something i have to say . .

chorus:
she wants a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
she wants a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
she wants a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
she wants a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
and if his d-ck is a monster
if his d-ck is a monster
if his d-ck is a monster
they will give him their hearts

- frank zappa lyrics

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