frank zappa - "you there, with the hard on!" lyrics

howard: you, you there with the hard on!
fz: with the hard on the little napkin in the small pocket mirror, would you please rise . . .
mark: brian hyland, ladies and gentlemen!
howard: sit down, aynsley! not you
?: shut up!
fz: ready?
mark: yes
fz: quick! before these people [beware]