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frank zappa & the mothers - lonesome cowboy burt (in rehearsal, 1970) lyrics

[verse 1]
my name is burtram, i am a cowboy
all my friends, they call me burt
all my family from down in texas
make their livin’ diggin’ dirt
come out here to californ+y
just to find me some pretty girls
ones i seen gets me so h+rny
ruby lips and t++th like pearls

[pre+chorus]
wanna love ’em all, wanna love ’em dearly
want a pretty girl, i’ll even pay
i’ll buy ’em furs, i’ll buy ’em jewelry
i know they like me, here’s what i say

[chorus]
lonesome cowboy burt speakin’ at ya
come smell my fringy shirt reekin’ at ya
my cowboy pants, my cowboy dance, my bold advance
on this here waitress (oh+del+oh+ooptie+ay, oh+del+oh+ooptie)
he’s lonesome cowboy burt
a+don’t you get his feelings hurt
come on in this place and i’ll buy you a taste
you can sit on my face, where’s my waitress?
[refrain]
burtram, burtram redneck
burtram, burtram redneck

[verse 2]
i’m an awful nice guy
sweat all day in the sun
i’m a roofer by trade, quite a bundle i’ve made
i’m a unionized roofin’ old son+of+a+gun
he’s a unionized roofin’ old son+of+a+gun
when i get off, i get plastered
drink ’til i fall on the floor
find me some communist b+st+rd
and stomp on his head ’til he don’t move no more
he stomps on his head ’til he don’t move no more

[pre+chorus]
i fuss and i cuss and i keep on drinkin’
’til my eyes puff up and turn red
i drool on my shirt, i see if he’s hurt
i kick him again in the head, let’s
kick him again in the head, boys
kick him again in the head, now
kick him again in the head

[outro]
lonesome cowboy burt speakin’ at ya
come smell my fringy shirt reekin’ at ya
my cowboy pants, my cowboy dance, my bold advance
on this here waitress (oh+del+oh+ooptie+ay, oh+del+oh+ooptie)
he’s lonesome cowboy burt (ah+ha)
a+don’t you get his feelings hurt
come on in this place and i’ll buy you a taste
and you can sit—

- frank zappa the mothers lyrics

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