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freak kitchen - jerk lyrics

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i am into showbiz, i am a road manager
d’ya know a s-xy chick? i got a p-ss for her
touring can be boring, but not for me
you got to entertain yourself, i got a special hobby:

i f-ck with the support band, i remember when
we had a sh-tty little group, called “freak kitchen”
i’m always in the mode for, let’s say, any kind of dope
i asked the drummer if he wanted some, but he said “nope”

well i couldn’t believe what i just heard
the drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd
the singer and guitarist and the b-ss player as well
if i only had the guts i’d tell ém: go to h-ll!

instead i turned around and asked a guy from the crew
to go and get a girl that we all can screw
you see, i an -sshole and a real hypocrite
and my wife and kids don’t know hippo-sh-t

i rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
i rather be a jerk, than do the sh-t you do
i rather be a jerk, than snort til i turn blue
i rather be a jerk, i rather be a jerk

an orgy a day keeps the mrs away
i’m a road manager in a giant ashtray
and when my conscience knocks on the door
i bury myself in horse as a cure
and a prost-tute, then i shoot some more

i rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
i rather be a jerk, than do the sh-t you do
i rather be a jerk, than snort til i turn blue
i rather be a jerk, i rather be a jerk

- freak kitchen lyrics

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