fresh (youtube) - job interview freestyle lyrics
[intro]
wait, you guys read my special talents?
are you sure you want me to rap here, it feels unprofessional
this is a job interview
i mean…if you insist
[verse]
graduate in 2010 with a college degree
took five years, a few tears, but i made them see
i’m the one i always said that i was tryna be
cut toxic people from my life, i call that amputee
now i’m applying
i keep trying to switch the story up, but they’re not buying (nah)
f+ck the american dream, i want suburban life
a dog and a wife, two kids, forty years, and cut the strife (yuh)
the grass is always greener when i stay in linе
f+ck the metal bars, a picket fеnce is fine (it’s fine)
a cubicle with a nametag
the kids outside, they playin’ tag
why stay on the streets, ’cause now i’m bringin’ in the same bag
yeah, the other rappers talking their sh+t
they got the new cars, they rockstars, outer sp+cing their sh+t
but f+ck the normative, i’m a special equation
excell in spreadsheets because i’m always calculating
that’s enough about me though
forget what you’ve seen bro
there ain’t another like me, but you already know
talk about a way to make a k!ller first impression
now it’s your turn man, and i got a few questions
so what’s the office like?
can i take that chair from mike?
i like the desk in the corner, tell her, “take a hike”
where’s the break room at?
i’m tryna have a chat
i’m sorry that i keep forgetting, are you chris or matt?
y’all got the double sinks?
the granite countertops?
can i touch this? (ouch!)
yeah, that’s an awfully hot coffee pot!
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