freshy kanal - bob the builder vs. thomas the tank engine lyrics
[intro]
rap battle
bob the builder
vs
thomas the tank engine
begin!
[bob]
rapping issues? can we fix it? tell me, man
i’m not obama, but yes, we can!
i’ll build up a rhyme that you’ve never seen before
my head’s a freaking turtle while you smoke like a weed wh0re
’cause i have the crack up my ass and i’mma use it, choose it
because i have rapping sk!lls that are really lit!
(b+tch! x5)
laughing my ass off, eat my sh+t
who won this blocky battle? i don’t care if you are tall
‘yo mama is like my neighbor… bald!
like i said, i’m 100% on crack
you’re like a train of stolen knowledge getting knocked right off the tracks
[thomas]
step aside, or i’ll hit you with my bars
think twice before you’re rude to me, right lars?!
choo choo, motherf+cker
i’m puffin’ in hot
eat my grandparents and take your best shot
x won’t give it to ya’, you are a hater
i bet you had an internship at f+ckin’ mario maker™
i’m a pro, like you would even know
yo’ bob, your nipples are icecream cones
bob the builder? just get a f+cking job
but when it comes to rapping+ shut the f+ck up
call me your series, because i’m f+cking dumb
get out of here or i’ll @ everyone
[bob]
oh god, i wanna’ k!ll myself
please let me die
you already dropped the fork with your animation style
i’m the best gravity falls antagonist you’ve ever seen
even with a blunt and doritos you’ll still be found as a rusty mcqueen
[thomas]
you told me to drop the fork?
you already dropped the mic
and i’m not primetech… psyche!
bob the builder? more like bob the nothing, am i right?
and build a wall to keep you mexican out like dora
[television]
dora!
boots!
come on, dora
[kid]
what’d you f+cking say?!
shut the f+ck up!
[dora]
they call me mista, so disstracking in rap battles i’m b+tch+slapping
lemme’ teach ya’ how to speak a little spanish
and then wait a year for your answer to make you vanish!
you are a chigga chigga, while i am much bigga’ bigga’
wanna’ be a wigga wigga when you push my trigger triggered
rhymes are sicker than the fox that is trying to whoop me
you lost this battle, b+tch, l!ck my tootsies
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
rap battle!
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