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freshy kanal - peter griffin vs. homer simpson lyrics

[intro]
rap battle!
peter griffin!
versus!
homer simpson!
begin!

[verse 1: peter griffin (chris voiceman)]
so this yellow fella’s meddling with peter griffin?
this fight reminds me of those times when i beat a chicken
you’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
matt left for futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg

[verse 2: homer simpson (joe cliff thompson)]
whoever you’re talking to he’s in trouble (ah!)
no more beer i’m seeing double
and sure i’m plain cuz i’ve been ’round the globe
while you’ll remain the milhouse of shows

[verse 3: peter griffin (chris voiceman)]
yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if i were you
i wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse
we’re tired of you
is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
here’s joe’s wheelchair you’ve got no legs to stand on!
thirty years? christ! you’ve aged like madonna
such a zombie no wonder you cr+p out treehouse of horrors
it’s been long since your better days but i’ll give you fair praise
you make steps then fell down the f+cking staircase
let’s talk about your family my god they’re schmucks
when pit against stewie your toddler sucks
and your boy there makes my chris look like he’s almost average
and lisa and meg are… you know what+ let’s just skip that one
here’s a prediction i’ll kick you back to t ullman
then i’ll home+in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen
she’ll giggity my donuts
now excuse me, i got a haircut at ten
ya got served tho
thank you, come again!
[verse 4: homer simpson (joe cliff thompson), lisa simpson (garbagegothic), and “mr. burns” (littlesecks)]
you’re not apu but you’ve sure got problems
can’t expect less from a series that fox runs
pretty frickin’ sweet? that’s my flow!
since the 90’s i’ve been rolling in+
errrrr what’s the word…
doh!
i thought you specialized in celebrity roasts? (huh?)
the only cutaway you need is to a better show
lisa, what’s the definition of griffin?
a creature stitched from different parts
hmm, that’s pretty fitting
now go prepare our lunch we have famous guests over
tell me, where’s the microwave? i gotta nuke these leftovers
you can’t talk about ideas running out
“replace the hound! ok, now bring back the hound!”
need a show canned? luckily there’s a family guy
even from sp+ce, i had more air time (woohoo!)
and fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
i couldn’t even call you flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me

[verse 5: peter griffin (chris voiceman)]
take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse
cuz chronologically is the only time you’ve come first
you got a nuclear family so how’d ya tan?
was the jaundice corn+d+ck born in the power plant?!!
[verse 6: homer simpson (joe cliff thompson)]
and… why don’t you take that time machine from your son
you could travel back to when your show was actually fun
it’s shocking that fg came back from the dead
just to be k!lled by homer simpson again

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
the next rap battle is on the way!

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