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freshy kanal - walter white vs. willy wonka lyrics

[intro]
rap battle!
w+lly wonka!
versus!
walter white!
begin!

[walter white]
i am the one knocking on your factory gates
but from the hazards to the pedo host, it’s not like it was ever safe
this battle’s your golden ticket to any modern fame or wealth
so just make it like your childhood and brace yourself!
luring kids into crunching on your scrumdiddlyumptious junk sh+t
had your eyes on charlie and let everyone else kick the bucket
from harmless brute to garbage tubes to ruining kids who chew gum
at least my blue stuff was successful when it blew up!
spies came were laid off swiftly; too lazy to run the building
enslaved a nation of pygmies and labored them for a living
a decade was wasted quickly by waiting to maim some kiddies
and wonka was way too busy in the nut room f+cking w+nking his w+lly!

[w+lly wonka and (oompa loompas)]
for a criminal, i’d expect those rhymes to hurt
but with your mild burns, you missed the mark, like your child’s birth
so i’ll spit a wilder verse ’cause i do this professionally
i’ll be finishing hank’s mission ’cause bars are my specialty
you’re worse than augustus; got addicted to a lab life
watched everybody perish while you’re stuck inside the crack pipe
your money surely bashed minds, but it won’t match mine
i’m chilling in the sky like ted in your d+mn wife!
against the feds, there’s no defending; your sickness is not relenting
this crook’s life turned out like my internet memes, a con descending
set the standards as best wrapper
now i’ll crack the cancerous ned flanders
veruca salty with your shaven head
obsessed with dough, call you baking bread
every time i deliver a better show (hey!)
so fly i will cause a whole episode (hey!)
better call saul with your set of phones (hey!)
tell him you crashed like a plane in your pelted home
so don’t lecture me about stable family relationships
since yours are like your happiness: pure imagination
[walter white and (jesse pinkman)]
(b+tch!)
you see that, jesse? (his product is disgusting)
i’ll fry him before he’s able to chicken out like gus fring!
for all my business, i’ve needed to be deceitful
but i don’t need to fake memory loss about your book’s sequel
while heisenberg got the entire stock in his pocket
your recipe’s like a crack ho’s dna: everyone got it
when you factor in your factory, you’re practically as bad as me
the sugar manufactured attaches to the brain more than crack md and methamphetamine
and when i put your lies to bed, you’ll need a fatter mattress than charlie’s entire family!

[w+lly wonka]
i’ll shut you like a gobstopper, so drop the box cutter
the only green that walt offers (heh) would make brock suffer
i specialize in white chocolate, yet with one+shot, this thug dropped and white’s body got a taste of white chalk!
jingle the bell twice if you think you’re playing santa
the only drug that you should take at your age is v++gr+
so forge a new identity, retreat most far away, sir
for this old man’s worth nothing. you lose! good day, sir

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
the next +coughing+ rap battle is on the way! +gunshot+

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