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fried rice - the perfect nut lyrics

[intro: samuel deponceau]
nutting is a fascinating phenomena found to bring forth various forms of entertainment, pleasure, euphoria or perhaps other feelings in the human mind. but what is nutting? how does the human race deserve the holy blessing of the ability to nut? what defines the quality of a nut? but most of all, is it possible to attain… the perfect nut?

[verse 1: pridemore]
realest motherf-cker that will nut in your face
f-ck you thots d-mn yous a f-ckin disgrace
got all that makeup on your godd-mn face
you’ll be sucking on them irons like emily grace
with the hot -ss bars and a beat on pace
you would end up dead being lowered in a grave
like eazy, biggie, nate, and 2pac
while i be in the bathroom stroking my c-ck
now i’ll go in my room and i’ll lock the doors shut
then i’ll search female, black, bl-wj-b and b-tts
check the mail, that hoe slob, d-mn look at that sl-t
and then i will perform the perfect nut

[verse 2: dave dog]
hey, it’s dave dog, back in the house
i just f-cked a little creature stirring, i think it was a mouse
my microd-ck fits in a mouse hole, i’ll tell you the truth
my p-n-s is the size of a baby tooth
don’t let me loose in public
because i’ll take your baby out of a stroller and suck its d-ck
googoo gaga, his winke bigger than mine
boohoo lala, pedophilia shouldn’t be a crime
don’t get me wrong, i like b-st–lity too
i like getting my d-ck sl!cked up with lube and going down on a pooch
thrusting back and forth with my b-lls covered in cream cheese
please somebody just help me
i inspire many with my ways
i f-cked my dad in the -ss and made him turn g-y
he looked at me from behind and said “i like this, son”
and then he proceeded to divorce my mum

[break: fried rice, (pridemore)]
alright i think that was good
(h-ll yeah)

[verse 3: fried rice]
i’m going to get it one day
i will nut in the greatest way
i’m going to nut (i’m going to nut)
and it will be the best
i’m going to nut
ohh man i’m high as f-ck dude
aw sh-t (hahaha!)
aw f-ck

[outro: clayton lukens]
evan from straight face laughter?

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