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fronthole funkopops - passing around the mountain dew bottle lyrics

i just love pizza camp, sitting around the campfire playing acoustic guitar
me too, the best part is browning each others’ wieners
no! the best part is when we pull our funko pops out
oh yeah! i love popping the box and the smell of fresh plastic fills the room, mmmm

that guy randy prozac, he said they’re a chinese bioweapon
and when you pop the box it emits a massive amount of estrogen
but so what? why is it something bad?
don’t listen to him, he doesn’t even have a front hole, hee hee hee
ew, i hate that guy, i hate cisgender n+z+ boomers

oh look everybody! my front hole is dilating!
my man br++sts have grown 22% just by being around all these pops!
yay! you’ll be able to chest feed the pops!
have you read gender queer? we read it at school back in grade three

it’s the one where the boys passed around
the mountain dew bottle full of their combined s+m+n
i read it and i thought, “that’s me, that’s me!”
hey look! i pulled a bb+8 pride edition!
oh! let me see it! let me see! let me see!

randy prozac said the unelected elite believe
there are too many humans on the planet
and it’s their divine right to fix the problem
by culling the human population to a less than a billion
he says they believe that if this does not happen
then the planet will be destroyed and all of humanity will die
so they see themselves as the saviors of the planet and humanity
even though it means k!lling off most of humanity

and since these people have shown motive
and they have opportunity and the ability to carry out their plan
we should really be concerned about their designs to k!ll you and your family
because the plans are real

he’s just a crazy n+z+ colonizer
i don’t wanna talk about him anymore
lets play some campfire funko pizza pop

did you bring your metallic rainbow glitter synthesizer?
i sure did! and i brought my beating off drum machine
hold on, let me beat off a really g+y beat

- fronthole funkopops lyrics

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