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fruz - [!!!] calliope vs caliborn: rap-off. lyrics

[caliborn]
i thought the horrorterrors began hearing me
but it was uranianumbra who began cheering me
your sh+tscript is something i would rather skip (ugh!)
and i’d love to hit my ugly grin in my sleep (ugh!)

what’s worse is the design i find whenever i wake up
my face is hidden behind 11 layers of makeup
i’ll get to the goalphase of this whole case
i puke my guts out when i face your troll face

grasp looks at your cr+pbooks? i’d rather pass
that stack of trash i wouldn’t stash to wash my ass
you think only life or be death you’ll be free, however
after my last breath my soul will haunt you forever

on the scene we got a mean green male clever queen
fighting the ugliest b+st+rd he’s ever seen
i’m devoted to reaching a simple agreement
getting roasted will be your single greatest achievement

[calliope]
with the energy those words you spoke evoke
i’ve made my choice to use my voice to make this bloke choke
this tale’s on my side! check your inventory’s letter
you’ll always be under the better storyteller
let me tell you about how much my tomes rock
you couldn’t find sweeter bars in this entire home’s stock
you can go on all whole verse dissing the arts on my books
but no troll’s worse than how your sona looks

i take my designs up to five plus six
my lines are refined and my fanfics are fine fics
you think your disses are magical and excel? that’s tragical!
you don’t even know how to spell

i know you hate me but it’s all just projection
by now you should know i’m your own reflection
i don’t mean to be mean, i wouldn’t break an egg
so for the next verse i expect the best, break a leg!

[caliborn]
it’s a battle, not a vacay at california
you’ve left plenty of room for me to cali+burn ya
jigs worse than yours? i’ve regarded none
versing the worse verses shows who’s the r+t+rded one

you’ll see my sk!lls k!lls when i do the rap thing
though taking this route won’t bring this king’s wings
i’ll be pulling all the strings you’ve seen between the lines
popping caps hags lock on among add+ons and the vines
i’m proud to drag your blood around much more fancy
i’m down to gun this clown down just like gamzee
that’s just sh+tting on your corpse for more loot
i’m allowed to strike you down with loud sounds that you cannot mute

i’m going to die as a reward for my score on the board
can’t go ignored that caliborn will be reborn as a lord
and my trickery’s all ready, hear:
it’s clear that my victory’s already here

[calliope]
even after jack’s jacked my life not everything is lost
pillow fights are normal strife, not everything is l+st!
checking the shipping wall of ineffectual bro
shows he must draw with a wacom incestuous pro

you’re skipping all classes, making no advances
you’re just wanting andy to be handing all the answers
listen to this audio: you’ll be needing more barrio
if you don’t want to stay as one+dimensional as mario

readers will sp+ce out in cali’s floppy society
they’d rather just listen to calliope’s calliope
under these systems, i won’t hit you with pistols
when i give you my whistles, they will hit you like missiles
i could go catch a flow match versus a horde of big fish
i expected better verses from the lord of english
no more serenity, for you i drop massive sass
just a break of identity from the top passive class

[caliborn]
with these screams my schemes are done before my pal starts
my craft couldn’t get better if i studied at lil calarts
in the afterlife you feel like you’re free like firealpaca
but out there, there’s the photoshopping doujinshi man gaka

my future self is chopping copies of bodies
while you’re stuck in your homey stalking your homies
i’m the god of yaoi and you couldn’t break said canon
even if you had a straight strider headcanon

wh0res tilting on worldbuilding leave this guy shook
have you ever seen the land of someone’s handicrafts i took?
abraca+f+cking+dabra, you nasty sh+tnerd
with my fine ol’ beams your final screams will never get heard

check this battle’s scale, you’re so fragile and frail
your assail would stay stale even if you were a male
can’t pay to fix your position with a promo buck
it’s reaffirmed that you’re at the bottom when you h0m+suck

[calliope]
no watchers want more of your tricks
your deviantart got abandoned before the eclipse
why would you engage in a battle of this caliber
when you can get beaten with a simple excalibur

i’ve cried my tears for a whole lot of years
now that i’ve got a ring it’s time that i happily sing
i’m sure it’s filling you with anger and envy
to see me enjoy years in the future, and many!

we’ve seen the way you’ll kick the bucket, tool
roxy’s gonna vanish you with your puppet, fool
and when she snaps me some pics of what your screens shot
i’ll fondly regard them and take a lot of screenshots

couldn’t stop me with all the tricks under your main crew’s belt
not even trickster mode could heal the pain that you’ve felt
now that you faced one who on each cheek keeps a swirl
we marked another fight that you lost to a girl

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