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funk turkey - socks for christmas lyrics

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christmas time is almost here
my very favorite time of year
loved ones come from near and far
we have a tree, it has a star

but can i make one small request?
i hope it’s not too much, you see;
there’s just one present i don’t want
underneath my christmas tree

i don’t want socks
i don’t want socks
i hope there’s something else inside that box
other than a pair of socks

i said socks
i really mean it a lot
because i already have an entire dresser drawer full of socks i already got

i’ll take anything
you could be imagining, but not fuzzy footwear pretty please
not ankle, business, tube, or knee

no socks
no frikkin socks
because i would rather eat last year’s fruitcake than add more socks to the ones i’ve got
no hanes, no swiss, fox river or gold toe
peds, q t, smartwool or tabio
i’d rather get no gift at all than one more sock kick in the b+lls

you could get me a tie, you could bake me a pie
h+ll, i’d rather even take a swift punch in the eye
than another pair of motherhumpin’ socks
for christmas

i really mean it, no socks for

socks suck for christmas and you can’t change my mind. yeah

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