funk turkey - stretch pants lyrics
i’ve been waiting for this all year
for turkey day to finally get here
and i’m hungry, yeah
freakin’ starving, baby
i’ve been thinking bout it all week
and all the food that i’m about to eat
and i’m ready yeah
cause i wore my favorite pants
stretch pants
my favorite piece of thanksgiving laundry
no chance that i’m eating all this food without them on
i know once the turkey starts then there ain’t no stopping
no chance without stretch pants
potato casserole with corn flakes
cranberry sauce and giblet gravy
sweet potatoes, babe
with the marshmallows on top
stretch pants
got sweat drippin’ down cause i ate too much and
waist band is stretched out to the maximum and i
i know all the others had to unb+tton theirs
not this man, i’ve got, stretch pants
does anybody want some pie?
really full but i’ll take a bite
make room in the fridge, that’s right
leftovers every night
tryptophan kicking in just right
think i need to kick back in my
stretch pants
in the la+z+boy with the football game on
no plans on moving from this spot until tomorrow
don’t change the channel even though i know i’m snoring
stretch pants
stretch pants
i know this thanksgiving i won’t take no chance with the waistband
i’ve got stretch pants
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