funnymike - small weewee (remix) lyrics
[intro: funnymike]
i mean, i was with, chilling with this girl you hear me
she just whipped out, you know my weewee you hear me
i mean it’s small but when it rock up
it gon’ run the clean up outta here
you gon’ be like, “oh lord he got a monster”
it’s small right now but wait till it rock up
it’s the shrimp gang remix
[chorus: funnymike]
i got a small d-ck but wait till it get hard
she gon’ be like, ”d-mn, sh-t, my god
put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach”
shut yo -ss up and take this weewee like a woman
i got a small d-ck but wait till it get hard
she gon’ be like, ”d-mn, sh-t, my god
put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach”
shut yo -ss up and take this weewee like a woman
[verse 1: funnymike]
i got a small d-ck, i p-ss on my b-lls
i went to the doctor cause my d-ck was real small
he gave me extensions say you need to try it out
i slapped the f-ck out em’ for tryna play me like a hoe
i met a bbw she say, ”what is that?”
i said a vienna sausage now swallow that b-tch
she said, ouuu,i wish it was bigger
now can i have some chips with a kosher dill pickle?
i told her get the f-ck, i found me a new b-tch
she was straight outta [?] with that [?] bullsh-t
she told me come ova,i came to her sh-t
before i walked in i just whipped out my d-ck
[chorus: funnymike]
i got a small d-ck but wait till it get hard
she gon’ be like, ”d-mn, sh-t, my god
put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach”
shut yo -ss up and take this weewee like a woman
i got a small d-ck but wait till it get hard
she gon’ be like, ”d-mn, sh-t, my god
put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach”
shut yo -ss up and take this weewee like a woman
[verse 2: supreme patty]
i got a small d-ck and it won’t get hard
i’m supreme patty, i’m the lil’ d-ck lord
shrimp gang, that’s my sh-t
everybody ’round me got a small -ss d-ck
v–gr- won’t work, i was born like this
it run through the family that he had a small d-ck
the condoms won’t fit, they fall right off
even when i’m hard, she still say it’s soft
i’m the shrimp gang captain, lil’ d-ck bandit
whipped out my d-ck, she said, “ooh, goddammit”
what you gonna do with that small -ss d-ck?
you real, real small, like the size of a shrimp, (gang)
[chorus: funnymike]
i got a small d-ck but wait till it get hard
she gon’ be like, ”d-mn, sh-t, my god
put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach”
shut yo -ss up and take this weewee like a woman
i got a small d-ck but wait till it get hard
she gon’ be like, ”d-mn, sh-t, my god
put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach”
shut yo -ss up and take this weewee like a woman
[outro: funnymike & supreme patty]
you already know what it is, shrimp gang sh-t
captain of the lil’ d-cks, you already know what it is
i got a small d-ck, but i’ll still put it in your b-tch
in yo’ b-tch! you already know what it is
my b-lls are big though
we put lemons in our eyes for a big surprise, for your b-tch
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