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future idiots - unwrap my package lyrics

hey, i know it’s not a yule log, it’s not a christmas
tree.
but come unwrap my package that would mean the world to
me.

i’m so sick n tired of these ancient ceremonies.
i came up with a new one, start by getting down on your
knees.
i hate the taste of eggnog hate the crackers in the
tree.
my eggnog is delicious try my home made recipe.

i know i’m not a perfect guy but there’s one thing that
i wish for.
it’s nothing that you can’t afford of that i’m pretty
sure.
it’s all about good will!

hey, i know it’s not a yule log, not firm as ivory.
but come unwrap my package that would mean the world to
me.
stop staring at the shiny b-lls that’s in the christmas
tree.
give your attention to the b-lls that belong to me.
bullsh-t myths and stories of christianity.
can’t beat my wish of unsurp-ssed quality.
i know it’s not a yule log, but do this for me, please!
so come unwrap my package that would mean the world to
me.

i’m always disappointed when i’ve opened all the gifts.
don’t be materialistic all i want is her soft lips.
i hate this whole tradition! hate the presents. hate
the greed.
but this time it is different: satisfaction guaranteed!

- future idiots lyrics

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