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futuristic sex robotz - welcome to the internet lyrics

[pc speaker]
sit down and take five while i defrag your drive
with jack in the box tacos and a dope g5
if you bought mysp-ce records volume 1
i’m gonna shoot you in the face with my internet gun
my harddrive is huge, mp3s are external
back up off the urinal and write in my livejournal
at the ‘puter all night cause my life is nocturnal
data backup -ssures that my p-rn is eternal
“you crazy,” that’s what all those b-tches got to say
so i whip it out and post a pic in my lj
friends only cause i don’t want my mom to see
if she saw, she’d cut off the internet and cable tv
but i don’t give a f-ck about those internet hoes
i gotta cut em off before they want to propose
cause the herpes isn’t covered by my hmos
delete ’em from my buddy list if that’s how it goes

[motherboard]
futuristic s-x robotz, always on the scene
and we’ll heat up your case just like an athlon xp
we don’t have no love for the internet skeeze
cause our paypal accounts are overflowing with green

[coaxke]
tripping b-lls in bathroom stalls, waiting for a fine -ss b-tch to call
the thc hits my cpu, and i’m chasing after dimes like an orthodox jew
plug and play a b-tch, i’m a player b-tch
like some virus sh-t, counting web site hits
my punisher fan grill is illing, when i see you on the street, your sh-t will be spilling
i’ll infect you with s-sser, and ms blaster
pop-ups be popping up faster and faster
i master, a dat tape full of raw raps, perhaps, my sh-t make your whole crew collapse
all you hackers, who getting on my case, coaxke is here, and i’ll reformat your f-cking face

[motherboard]
futuristic s-x robotz, always on the scene
and we’ll heat up your case just like an athlon xp, (s-x robotz motherf-cker)
we don’t have no love for the internet skeeze
cause our paypal accounts are overflowing with green

[pc speaker]
sit back, cause i got a little story to tell
and no i’m not talking about no aol
i’m talking about how firefox saved me from browser h-ll
while i was using internet explorer on my dsl
firefox 0.3, it spoke to me, it said
“i’ll make your life better than you ever could dream
i’ll get rid of all those pop-ups for free mp3s
and i’ll blow spyware’s head off while it’s down on its knees”

[pc speaker]
yo, if you were spyware, you can’t hear this sh-t anymore because you’re f-cking dead, motherf-cker
we busting up the block with our iced out modded cases and 120mm punisher fan-grills, motherf-cker
and if your mom talks sh-t to us, we’ll k!ll her and burn her in a motherf-cking van, motherf-cker
and write about that sh-t in our livejournals, motherf-cker
and if you want something crazy, like pineapple, f-ck you, we’ll k!ll you motherf-cker

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