fwank - titty milk lyrics
[intro: fw-nk]
i gotta talk to you about something yo
it’s this thing, it’s this beautiful thing
that god has blessed upon us
it has something to do
and i’ll tell you what it is
it’s that t-tty milk
[interlude 1: houdeani]
she’s laying over me, t-tties dangling (t-tties f-cking dangling)
and i know just what i’m thinking (just what i’m thinking, i think i do)
(that t-tty milk)
she’s got that nip, and it’s going drip drip drip (drip drip drip drip drip)
goes that t-tty milk (goes that t-tty milk, yeah, drip drip drip)
as long as it’s dripping, you know that i’m sipping
when i’m in the car, i’m just whippin’
slurping on that t-tty milk
[verse 1: fw-nk]
slurping on that t-tty milk
sipping on that t-tty milk
7/11 t-tty milk
i was at 7/11, guess what they didn’t have?
(t-tty milk?) t-tty milk
i went up to the store clerk i was like
‘f-ck’s wrong with you?’
you better get your t-t out, start working
(i don’t trust milk that comes from a cow’s udders)
from a cow unless it’s a fat woman you’re referring to
(milk of mothers)
mothers of milk, the milk’s a mother
i can’t believe it’s not f-cking b-tter
(and i’m drinking t-tty milk)
(around my brothers)
quarter keg of t-tty milk, t-tty milk
i got a quarter keg of t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(incomprehensible talking)
(yo ken, ya girl ain’t got no t-tty milk)
ken ya girl ain’t got t-tty milk
[interlude 2: houdeani]
if this isn’t on youtube i’m gonna be p-ssed
just f-cking big ole b00bies behind us
someone just dumping milk all over ‘em
no milk actually squirting out, just milk
(i wish when you were born a baby you were just raised)
(in your mother’s t-t with all that baby milk)
[verse 2: fw-nk]
good t-tty milk
t-tty milk, all i think about is t-tty milk
t-tty milk, t-tty milk
i stub my toe, i say t-tty milk
f-ck around, say t-tty milk, t-tty
milk them t-tties, milk
i milk some t-tties, t-tty milk
milk the t-tties, milk the t-tties
got mad biddies with t-tty milk
f-cking biddy milk, f-cking t-tties milk
t-tty milk, f-cking milking t-tties
i tickle, tickle, t-tties, till they t-tty milk
big ole t-tties, big ole t-tties
milk, milk, big ole t-tties
t-tty milk, milk, milk
t-tties, t-tties, t-tties, t-tties
[interlude 3: houdeani]
milk and cookies (milk and cookies, t-tty milk and cookies)
(ken)
(ken)
ken, come in here
they say that milk, is good for your bones (good for your bones)
that t-tty milk, when i’m home alone
and it’s good for b-n-rs
ron burgundy said milk was a bad choice
(was it bad though? you know why it was bad)
ron burgundy stopped drinking t-tty milk
when he was a little boy
still drinking t-tty milk
every single day
grab your mama’s t-ts
lay down and milk away
[verse 3: fw-nk]
milk away, milk away
yeah i might milk your f-cking mom
she want that sh-t, yeah
i might make her some with parmesan
make some parmesan with some t-tty milk, t-tty milk
only eat cheeses from t-tty milk, t-tty milk
only go to shoprite for regular milk, regular milk
(only roll those bleezies with that t-tty milk, t-tty milk)
i stick all my blunts with some t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(i spike all my c0ke with some t-tty milk, t-tty milk)
i made some juice for sdt with some t-tty milk
(only shower with mother f-cking t-tty milk)
sprinkle my gr-ss with some mother f-cking t-tty milk
(fill my truck with some mother f-cking t-tty milk)
freeze some t-tty milk, make a igloo, t-tty milk igloo
(open up the fridge, there’s my t-tty milk)
only make ice cubes with t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(only wash dishes with that t-tty milk, t-tty milk)
only ice skate on some t-tty milk, frozen t-tty milk
(only mop the floor with some t-tty milk)
only feed my baby some t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(always serve my dad some t-tty milk, t-tty milk)
only eat cereal with some t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(only watch tv with some t-tty milk, t-tty milk)
only spray my car windows with some t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(only haze the pledges with some t-tty milk, t-tty milk)
got a lava lamp full of t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(mouth full of dip spit and some t-tty milk)
i spit my dip into some dip of some t-tty milk
(i go to the store, they didn’t have t-tty milk)
(so i went home and made some t-tty milk)
i got some fake b00bs for some t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(i bet it was really good t-tty milk, t-tty milk)
yeah dude, i make the best t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(i only brush my t–th with t-tty milk, t-tty milk)
i only buy whipped cream made of t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(i only eat peanut b-tter and some t-tty milk)
i roast marshmallows made out of t-tty milk
(dan hasn’t had a gl-ss of t-tty milk)
dan, you don’t even like t-tty milk
(does dan even know how to t-tty milk?)
i only drink cows from t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(dan only drinks cows cause he hates t-tty milk)
[interlude 4: fw-nk]
yeah why would you drink milk from a cow when
you can drink some good ole t-tty milk, that’s the question i gotta ask
anyone who drinks cow milk
why wouldn’t you drink your own kind’s milk, you know?
just t-tty milk man
these eyes
were made for sucking your t-ts
(this mouth)
(was meant for drinking those t-ts)
those nips
they were made for making t-tty milk
(that p-ssy)
(is useless cause it can’t produce t-tty milk)
yo, d-mn dean we’ve been talking about t-tty milk for a long time
(how long has it been?)
game time
[outro: fw-nk]
i only f-cking drink f-cking t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(i only will sleep with a gl-ss of t-tty milk)
i only eat fruit watered with that good t-tty milk
(i only chase my [?] with some mother f-cking t-tty milk)
i only wash my toilet with some t-tty milk, some t-tty milk
(i still think dan wants to try some t-tty milk)
do you wanna try some t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(i think he will like that t-tty milk, t-tty milk)
only get gallons of that t-tty milk, t-tty milk
(if we really hated somebody and we just
kept talking about t-tty milk while they were
trying to study they’d probably f-cking k!ll us
if dan was doing homework right now he’d probably
f-cking be throwing sh-t)
i recorded that whole thing
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