family guy – a bag of weed lyrics
stewie: now everybody gather ’round and listen if you
would
when i tell you every person needs a way of feeling
good
every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a
stick
stewie & brian: but all you need is a bag of weed to
really get a kick
all: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
a bag of weed, a bag of weed
oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
it’s the only hope that you’ll ever need
cuz’ everything is better with a bag of weed
stewie: there you go, you’re all getting it now
ensemble: when texas people want to feel good,
stewie: they go -ssault a queer.
ensemble: when stupid people need a thrill,
stewie: they rent the rocketeer.
ensemble: when michael jackson needs a rush,
stewie: he humps a guy like me.
ensemble: right!
all: but all we need is a bag of weed,
to keep us worry free.
one, two, three, ho!
a bag of weed, a bag of weed
oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
oh, you don’t need meth and you don’t need speed
cuz’ everything is better with a bag of weed
stewie: have a go, brian!
brian: as mr. h.l. mencken said, “the common man’s a
fool.”
stewie: and just like helen keller said, “doof stoo gee
nay foo tool.”
brian: but try and use your heads and don’t buy into
all the fear.
all: hey!
‘cuz all we need is a bag of weed
to make us wanna cheer!
and one, two!
a bag of weed, a bag of weed
oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
you can try and fight but we’re all agreed
because everything is better with a bag of weed
(break)
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
and one, two, three, four, and a five, and a six, and a
seven! ho!!
a bag of weed, a bag of weed
oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
you’re a happy guy when you plant the seed
because everything is better with a bag…
of…
weed!
oh ev’rything is better with a bag of weed!!
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