frank zappa – the madison panty-sniffing festival lyrics
fz: well it’s contest time ladies and gentlemen. direct from madison,
wisconsin, it’s the madison panty-sniffing festival, just as promised.
vinnie: cough!
fz: heavy duty? maroon nylon heavy duty. okay . . . light blue cotton with tiny
skid . . . . that’s getting him very excited because it appears that the bottom
parts of those pants are welded together. okay let’s try this, alice blue nylon
. . .
vinnie: these smell like the same ones i had last night.
fz: for those of you who didn’t hear he says those smell like the same ones he
had last night. did you like them? you don’t like those?
vinnie: maybe they are, maybe she’s following us around.
fz: black nylon!
vinnie: ooooohhhh please!
fz: black nylon, re . . . e-hem, registring a 19 on the richter scale.
vinnie: oh, god . . . gotta keep on . . . hah hah, it’s f-ckin’ disgusting!
fz: these are very light blue and apparently have come in contact with some
corrosive material that has eaten the bottom out of it.
vinnie: china syndrome.
fz: what?
vinnie: china syndrome!
fz: yeah, ha ha ha ha ha! awright, rustic hokey pokey, model number thirteen.
vinnie: oorhh, nehh. (hack, hack)
fz: blue with the little embroidered things on the front.
vinnie: this smells like armpits. ugh . . .
fz: okay who wins? those belong to chuck eldridge.
ike: hi.
fz: sorry.
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