gamer owen - mario kart'd lyrics
intro
uhh, i wasn’t originally gonna use this beat for this song but ok
this one goes out to noscope
chorus
mario kart inside my brain
i’m ’bout to go motherfreaking insane
told my mama that mario kart would make me wealthy
but it’s done none of that, and it’s made me unhealthy
mario kart inside my blood
“get off the switch!” no dad, i’m not done!
i never brush my hair, and i never go anywhere
’cause mario kart’s in my brain
verse 1
mario kart, i fart on top a double pop tart
when i rap i talk art, mozart
like a rap part stanzas apart
a part of my soul is mario kart, press start
walmart or tar, dart get on the
target, target, target
target is the first place i playеd mario kart 8
losing is your one defining trait
winning and getting thе the crown
tournamenting my win streak is infinite, ain’t it?
finna panorama pic that banana slammer
i fight and bite and stride the side of the light
i bind the mind of the mine to explode, cuz it’s on the side of mine
“red sh+lls are op!”
you’re dopey
you’re on the wrong side of the track if you wanna be coping
you can’t get ahead getting shredded
you say you quit and you’re completely fed
lowkey, your dumb mind is choking and broke into pieces cuz you’re an idiot lunatic
ticking the tick in the tick tock clock pendulum keep breaking the knees that you’re completely relying on
chorus
mario kart inside my brain
i’m ’bout to go motherfreaking insane
told my mama that mario kart would make me wealthy
but it’s done none of that, and it’s made me unhealthy
mario kart inside my blood
“get off the switch!” no dad, i’m not done!
i never brush my hair, and i never go anywhere
’cause mario kart’s in my brain
verse 2
front+running, lap 3
on cheep cheep beach
there’s only one thing i see
the sh+ll that makes me plead
save me, why me?
everybody’s looking at me
what’s in my inventory?
no super h+rn can save me, save me
bridge
ask me am i doing well, doing well
i can say i’m doing swell, doing swell
until the thing came, and it fell, it fell
it was the blue sh+ll
the blue sh+ll
outro
the game hit me with a red sh+ll
then lightning bolt, i’m not doing well
someone had a star, then bumped me with their car
someone who had a bullet decided to show it
now i’m in last place, i lost this stupid race
i got mario karted, this game is a disgrace!
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