gaming all star rap battles - captain falcon vs sweet tooth lyrics
[verse 1: sweet tooth]
that’s just the name of vehicle
i go by the name of needles kane
i’m gonna splatter your blood all over the track
i’m gonna make it rain
i’m twisted metal b+tch
so just just surrender and get in the van
wanna share a little secret?
i banged jody summer man!
you think you can burn me?
pfft!!!
look at my head!
might wanna leave now falcon
’cause after this, you’ll be dead
can you just finally tell fox
where his father’s been all this time?
i can k!ll you just as easy
as you make one measly rhyme
[verse 2: falcon]
why thе f+ck am i talking
to a joker on steroids?
you’ve been raping so much
that you gavе yourself a hemorrhoid
your the leader of the clowns…
looks like you’ve insulted yourself
compared to me and you
i make you look like a f+cking elf
you never seen my true power, sweety
let me tell you this is your end
of this race and of you figuring out
that you’ll never save your friend
you’ll be found in your van, in the desert
with no idea where you went
the grade i give you based on your rapping
is f+zero percent
[verse 3: sweet tooth]
i got a call from dr. stewart
saying you’re a cheater like lance armstrong
you make me a f+cking elf?
well guess who got that sh+t wrong?
when my sweet bot goes on a rampage
like goroh with too much caffeine
my foot will be on your chest
and i’ll be refreshed from your final scream
watch out as i drop a nuke
to make the whole audience feel like h+ll
by the time this knife is deep in your heart
you won’t be feeling well
ganondorf had a better moveset
in super smash brothers melee
so its time i take the grand prix trophy
as sweet tooth takes first place
[verse 4: falcon]
i’ve seen better clowns than you
in the batman arkham series
so just grab a seat
and let captain falcon read a story
once upon a time
there was a man who had 10 little kids
then they got raped and stabbed to death
and the man drove off
fin
i got the blue falcon
with the lucky number seven
you such a pedo that all the priests
would ban you in heaven
i’ll crush your sweet tooth in
and have all the ice cream after lunch
oh and let me finish you off
with a falcon punch!!!!
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