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gaming all star rap battles - conker vs nikolai belinski lyrics

[verse 1: nikolai]
have a little vodka conker
it’s time we had this talk
i’m about to stab your legs
and force you to walk
i’ll run you over with a tank
with dempsey driving the b+tch
by the end of this, i’ll bury you
next to my wife in a ditch
it’s another bad fur day for you
stupid hungover squirrel
just like peter, i’ll strangle you
until you’re purple
i made stalin scared to death
with one little stare
it’s an apocalypse, this will take few seconds
no time to spare

[verse 2: conker]
no need to talk sh+t old chap
not in the mood for your yappin’
if it’s a fight you’re looking for
then there’s no need to bother askin’
startеd coming out a bar, now i’m a king
end of discussion
one swing with my frying pan
and you’re left with a concussion
no need to cry ovеr spilt milk
seriously, look at the panther king
i’ll leave you with a new red coat
once you see the pain i bring
i came across many ladies in my life
slicing p+ssy like takeo
this is quite an easy victory for me today
if i do say so
[verse 3: nikolai]
pathetic, the great mighty poo
can have better rhymes than you
since you’re a squirrel, gobbling up nuts
is what you like to do
once rareware shut down
you haven’t had a game in a decade
you can keep shooting your teddy bears
zombies are what i slay
i fight for mother russia, going to war
with pride of vladmir lenin
i’ll stab you to death with your pitchfork friend
you’ll be seeing gregg again
decapitate you like my foes
your head is what i’ll carry
let me take you down soldier
reunite you with berri

[verse 4: conker]
and now the real war begins
time to bust out the grenades
i bet them skeletons in your closet
are the only way you get laid
even a haystack has better strength
than this booze+filled pr+ck
you’re a big big guy are ya?
i’ll pop your b+lls with two bricks
i can even fight while drunk
i took down fire imps just by p+ssin’
i’m getting stacks of cash from good deeds
now f+cking listen
i took down the alien
performing matrix tricks to take sh+ts down
no need for a quick revive belinski
i’m the one taking the crown

- gaming all star rap battles lyrics

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