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gaming all star rap battles - crash bandicoot vs spyro the dragon lyrics

[verse 1: crash bandicoot]
whoa! it’s a dragon!
i’m about to tear it apart
i’ll leave a mark on this little shart
crash is here to create sparx
you know i’m a real mc
look at this picture from crash 3
one word to describe your series
would most likely be n sanity
your design keeps getting uglier
it’s enough for you to make activision die
not to mention the only one in your family
is a dragonfly
i’m rocking these tattoos
and these torn out jean shorts
if there’s another playstation all+stars
they’ll want me and not this wh0re

[verse 2: spyro the dragon]
looks like i got some things to do
like leave this animal split
i spit super flames, plasma, missiles
and whirlwinds
we were supposed to have willie the wombat
but we got this t+rd?
i took your girlfriend tawna
and i crash boom banged her
you’re always crashing into stuff
no wonder they call you crash
and you also spin crazy
like that stupid looney tune, taz
i’m about to crunch this bandicoot
and you’ll never spin again
it even says that cortex and brio
called you a failed experiment
[verse 3: crash bandicoot]
uh+oh!
i’m about to go out do the death tornado
you’re in trouble
i mean what kind of lame dragon
has the ability to breathe bubbles?
i’m spitting crystals and gems
you’re just bashing your head in sh+t
you think you can beat me?
h+ll even i’m able to land some kicks
i’m twistin’ when spittin’ these lyrics and k!llin’ it
so you better just beat it before i start hittin’ it
i’ll twister out on this lizard
since your rhymes are just cancer
i’ve won this battle
now get your ass back to skylanders

[verse 4: spyro the dragon]
your mind is warped ass bandicoot
pierce my h+rns through your heart
this is the year of the dragon
you just ripped off mario kart
you collect gems?
well you should meet the gemcutters
how is it your speaking english right now?
i expected you to mutter
you got nothing but a freaky tiki
by the name of aku aku
you’re more crazy and r+t+rded
than riper roo the kangaroo
when it comes to a fun game
fun is where you’re really lacking
i’m getting playstation fans excited
while you’re busy titan jacking
[verse 5: rayman]
now here’s the rayman origin
on how i rule sony
you guys are nothing but phonies
and your games are baloney
i’m a true legend buddies
taking down a whole clan of darktoons
if i can catch a bunch of rabbids
i can beat your asses too!
crash, quit crashing into stuff
it’s like you’re high off crystal meth
and spyro, these hands are tough enough
to punch a dragon to death
you teensies are in trouble
’cause you’re in the land of the livid dead
now it’s time to end this battle
’cause i’m this level is cleared yeah!

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