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gaming all star rap battles - isaac clarke vs gordon freeman lyrics

[verse 1: isaac]
looks like i arrived to my destination
to kick dr. house’s ass
i’ll be taking my weapon back if you don’t mind
so go back to physic’s class
you’re a nerd inspired by einstein
feynman, and hawking
i saw you in ch+ll’s backyard last night;
your ass be f+cking stalking
you’ll be living a half life
but this beating could be long
to me, you are labeled
as the experiment gone wrong
give me the portal to send me in
and i’ll have the one to take you out
then i’ll stomp your face in
to make you finally talk without a doubt
[verse 2: gordon]
let me take some time to examine
this waste of dead sp+ce
why is your ass scaring kids all night?
it makes you a big disgrace
oh my god!
what the f+ck is that?
oh wait; it’s just your mom
no one would play you if you were
in one of garry’s mods
portal is not where i’m from you dumbass;
search me up on google
did that frozen wasteland planet
freeze off your little noodle?
i’m the best in nerd history
as a legendary resistance hero
i’m the true winner of this battle, clarke
so suck my rear hole

[verse 3: isaac]
hey gordon, guess what?
glados called, saying she’s a bit like you
she tested you, you tested her
you k!lled her, but she didn’t get to
i’ll blast a shock wave to send your ass
flying to the walls
then i’ll open the emergency door to have you
flying throughout the sp+ce halls
[verse 4: gordon]
i admit i won’t survive that sh+t
but i know your ass wouldn’t either
when you and ellie were in a situation
i know that you would leave her
you’re suit looks a looks a little rusty
but i’m guessing you ran out of oil
i’ll beat you like the g+man
and have your discovery plans foiled

- gaming all star rap battles lyrics

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